— (via alshaikha)
my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
It rises at the crack of dawn?
it disappears at night?
direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?
it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
nobody will ever touch it?
The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.
sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior
I want to get good grades and go to college and be successful but I also want to watch every episode of every tv show on netflix
I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am